chubsmuggler 

A person (usually female) who appears attractive at first glance, but is discovered later to be slightly to rather overweight depending on how effectively she is chubsmuggling. This can be accomplished with clothing, optical illusions, magic, and impaired or inebriated initial observation.

A: Yo, check HER out!
B: Take another look bro, she's a chubsmuggler.

chubsmuggler by Connor Law Simons December 5, 2011

chub chugger

One who frequently performs spontaneous acts of fellatio. A fanatical fellatrix.

Dude, she's a prototypical chub chugger... ...your definately gonna get a knobber tonight.

chub chugger by Scott-in-PSCa November 9, 2008

Chub Whore 

A woman who takes credit for every boner a dude has.

Woman: "So how did you get rid of your chub earlier?"

Man: "I tucked it in my waistband and it went away".

Woman: "Get real. It's because you went home and weren't around me anymore".

Man: "You are a chub whore".

Chub Whore by Dirty Hog Boy November 3, 2011

Chubaufakus 

A slightly overweight 3rd grader with bad morning breath.

Get that chubaufakus away from me! His breath smells like cheese sticks!

Chubaufakus by Bert Da Chimp May 27, 2016

Double Chub

A double cheese burger from McDonalds

Man I'm hunger, lets go gets some double chubs

Double Chub by Jake Fritz December 20, 2008

Christmas chub 

the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating

"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."

"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."

Christmas chub by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009

squatter chub

That boner you get when you squat down to take a shit

I went to poop in the woods and I got a squatter chub!!

squatter chub by Pimpin1234 February 5, 2014