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Confused Boy Syndrome (CBS)

An affliction that has reached epidemic levels among young men, aged 18-35, largely in urban areas of the developed world (particularly Brooklyn, NY). Symptoms of the disease include chronic indecisiveness, disintegration of an emotional spine, lack of concentration, extreme selfishness, outbursts of childlike behavior, overly sappy whisperings toward partner followed quickly (sometimes in the same conversation) by unexplained emotional unavailability.

Research is showing that these r symptoms of some perceived or actual quarter life crises, also known as, not having one's shit together. Clinical trials for birthright trips back to the womb have yielded inconclusive results. On their own accord, a select few have seemingly grown the fuck up. They r now living life to its fullest potential.
Why good sir, the itchiness in your cold, tin loins is nothing other than a case of the Confused Boy Syndrome (CBS).
by bAG Of sUnShINe August 23, 2010
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cbfa

can't be fucking arsed. A more serious case of cba. A person (typically a student) with cbfa lacks the required motivation to do something.
Person 1: "Dude, you must have seen that episode like 100 times! Have finished your assignment yet?"
Person 2: "CBFA mate."
by Koein December 20, 2005
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cbt

Cock and Ball Torture: Cock and Ball torture can also be cock and ball teasing. Playing with a man's scrotum can be painful or pleasureable. The goal of BDSM is to make CBT both painful and pleasureable.
CBT guy: Madam, please give me another stroke.

Mistress: Now GUY! I told you I wouldn't stroke you until I had this nice leather shoe lace all tied around your cock and hang your nasty stinky combat boot off the end of your wee little pecker.

CBT guy: Oh Madam! You do so know how to tease me and make me hard.

Mistress: Stop that, you're making me wet and you know that must makes me want to hang weights off your ball sac.

CBT guy: Oh Mistress! sighing and moaning

CBT guy: sqeak! You are really gonna hang that 3 lb weight off my balls?! EEK!

Mistress: Shut Up! Or I'll get the 5 lb weight.

CBT guy: Yes, Mistress!

Mistress: Yes What?! Get the 5 lb weight! Or are you going to shut up?!

CBT guy: ...

Mistress: Smart guy!
by Kelly XR September 5, 2007
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CBGB

CBGB (country bluegrass blues)
(title later added:) & OMFUG (other music for uplifting gormandizers).
The epicenter of the New York Punk Scene, with musicians such as the Ramones, the Talking Heads, and Debbie Harry all getting their start here.
Despite it's name, CBGB's did not showcase any country music.
by ilovespike December 10, 2003
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cbc

(noun) Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation is Canada'a national public TV and radio broadcaster, and receives much of its funding from the government (the rest from ads). It is not, however, controlled by the government; it is actually quite critical of those in power.

It helps to promote Canadian identity by broadcasting Canadian movies and television shows. CBC has a network of TV and radio stations, as well as news bureaus, in French and in English, across the country -- often located in small towns that private broadcasters refuse to service because they can't make a profit there.

The CBC has had its parliamentary appropriation funding cut substantially in recent years. Consequently, it has cut down its news service substantially.

Private broadcasters in Canada tend to show American content; the CBC tries to prevent that American influx of content.

Interestingly, it's most popular weekly show is Hockey Night in Canada.
I watched the Leafs play on the CBC.
by RexGibson February 19, 2004
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cbjcim

"Covered blow job with cum in mouth".

Cumming while getting a blow job with a condom on.
"The prostitute offer CBJCIM but she does not offer BBBJ."
by HornyDog February 22, 2007
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cbfb

Nerdy Neil: "Hey are you doing tonight's maths homework?"
Jack the Jock: "Cbfb."
by Zakul February 10, 2008
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