Hair Cape

hair cape = a hip way of referring to your hair

Popularised by Amanda Bynes via her twitter.

i like my hair cape wavy or straight it just can't be dull

by jnoaccident July 28, 2010

Skite-cape

The act of one removing his shirt during a drinking session and then fastening the shirt up at the collar with the shirt behind the body to form a cape.

"mate, get your skite-cape on"

"Last one to get their skite-cape on"

by Skitelover123 July 21, 2009

the Snatch Alley cape cod

Old Wharf Road in Dennisport Ma. called this not because of kidnappings but because of the availablity of young girls in large amounts all looking for boys in hot cars. It was a reference to the desired part of the young womans anatomy, It has been called this for as long as i have been alive and at least into the early forties according to cousins older than I it was a stretch of road that ran between several "campgrounds" Large groups of cabins that had started out as tent sights and has turned into cabin villages. these were often rented out for family vacations and all the kids would go out at night and wander on "snatch alley"

where you going tonight ? i am heading up to snatch alley to find some

by Mr PF September 8, 2005

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.

Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.

by Bludshot May 30, 2006

Gooch Cape

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.

Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape

by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019

semen cape

When one ejaculates on a girls upper back and lets it run down to her ass.

I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style when I pulled out and blasted copious amounts of my seed on her back.. The bitch looked like Super Girl but with a semen cape.

by cumpilation December 21, 2008

Gentlemans Cape

A few sheets of toilet paper placed into bowl prior to a poo session. It's purpose is to cradle the poo and slow it's entry speed into the wee-infested toilet water, reducing splashback.

That public toilet was minging. I had to use a gentlemans cape to prevent infection from arse-diseases....

by Spleeg August 6, 2012