Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.

"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."

by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017

hand busy

Trying to do something the same time your other hand is busy masturbating.

"My mom called me the other day while I was getting hand busy" or "It's hard to type when people IM me when I'm getting hand busy"

by CL69 May 14, 2008

busy as a bee

To be very busy.

I'm currently choreographing three plays, so I'm as busy as a bee. Can we meet next week instead? I'm busy as a bee right now.

by English1O1 November 3, 2017

independent business

A question made by the exam board AQA to fail and confuse innocent year 10 and 11's who revised biology instead received an off topic exam containing drunk 15 year olds and GM mosquitoes

Exam: What is an independent business?
Phil: Oh fuck!

by Jason15300 May 17, 2016

Been Busy

To have your new wife dictate who your friends are and are not, in addtion to dictating your entire social calendar.

Hey dude, are you going to hang out sometime in 2008?
"Nah, i've been busy."

by ABCDEF122454 October 1, 2008

Business plan

Something that most entrepreneur's start their businesses without.

Initial Investor: May I have a copy of your business plan?
Naive Entrepreneur: Well I don't have one per say, it's all in my head.

by TheOneAndOnlyllldd October 12, 2014

business and comunications

a skanky subject that british kids have to take because it gets the school more money. its basically a waste of time for everybody taking the course.

guy 1:"did you do alright in ure gcses?"
guy 2:"not bad but i got an E in business and comunications"
guy 1:"ah yeah thats a waste of time"

by lilsam123 January 31, 2008