Penis Buffer

Someone who go in and makeout with a girl or lick her pussy right after she had sex with another guy.

Eddie: hey babe your vagina taste funny today...
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...

Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.

i.e eddie is a penis buffer

by Random7410 May 3, 2008

pussy buffer

A member of the opposite sex seated between two straight men as a "buffer", in order to cut back on awkwardness. Often abbreviated "PB" in casual use.

Jenna, Dave and Carlos have their panties in a twist and won't sit next to each other. Can you go over there and pussy buffer (PB)?

by cannedpeaches July 15, 2010

slut buffet

A chick who is so much of a slut, that theres always enough of her as a guy wants to go around.

A chick who you know does anything sexual to all of her guy "friends" any time she goes out to "the movies" with them.

A chick who will turn tricks (any trick) for money. After all, you do have to pay for a buffet.

Kelly: "Man, that chick always does everything and anything sexual to all of her so-called boyfriends."
Jack: "She's a total slut buffet."

Joe: "I heard that Lisa will do whatever a guy wants her to for a low price."
Mark: "What a slut buffet."

by Pirate_Princess007 September 2, 2010

minge buffet

The German phrase for a whore party. At the minge buffet, gentleman walk in to find a vast array of females wanting to give them a good fucking.

- Wow, this is a minge buffet and a half. Most of these girls propably don't even have diseases!

- No dinner for me lads, I ate too much at the minge buffet.

by Marc885 July 19, 2006

buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.

"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."

by Janis June 25, 2004

buffer

A towering demented mammal-amphibian, native to but not limited to Australia (found on all 8 continents), having four legs, one of which shaped like a cage, the others of which shaped like sasquatch hands, but contrary to walking on all four legs it staggers on one leg in somewhat of peg-leg motion. It has a dirty beard, a snout like a vicious anteater, but yet eats no ants, a tail in the middle of its stomach where most would assume a belly-button would be, a tentacle riddled orifice that is capable of dismantling an elephant in .2 seconds flat. The skin of the buffer has a slimy texture that it sheds every other blue moon, but the reason it is classified as a mammal-amphibian is because it has the very hairy and dirty beard and scientists decided to classify as the first of the fusion class of the two species. It is a shade of blue. It is most prominently found in underwater caves but is also found on land in moist areas. The buffer is capable if ever feeling threatened it can project poisonous darts, but it is rarely threatened.

If you see a buffer in the forest, run like Usain Bolt to your nearest home medical office.

by Na Na Mak October 7, 2009

Jimmy Buffett

Liked by only frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the south.

Jimmy Buffett needs to stop being this dumb island musician fuck cause he sucks and is even worse when intoxicated. All of his fans are at least 70 years old.

by bong water quenches my thirst January 14, 2011