Virgin Bread

(n). Bread that has never been caressed by human hands nor soiled by toppings.

"Nobody has tainted the virgin bread."

by BigBallFuckers August 29, 2018

Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow

Most people will usually tell you that he is the current President of Turkmenistan, but what they don’t know is that with the help of his grandson he is one of the top 10 rappers in the world that Eminem is afraid to diss.

Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow is one of the most influential pioneers in Turkmen rap. Eminem has nothing on him.

by ngv September 22, 2020

Spanish bread

Abortion made after the birth

Do you know Lovro?
-I heard he is Spanish bread

What happend to Luka's baby?
-They did Spanish Bread

by ZeluZ March 12, 2021

Serdar Berdimuhamedow

The heir apparet of President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow of Turkmenistan and head of Turkmenistan's Akhal-Teke Horse Association, rumour has it that he's afraid of horses

Serdar Berdimuhamedow will become president of Turkmenistan after his father Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow retires

by enkaybabu April 28, 2021

Swiss bread

When you pick the mould off mouldy bread and leave holes in it.

Like the cheese…but bread!

Yo mum, why’s my bread got holes in it?

It’s Swiss Bread

by A little seaman June 21, 2021

Canned Bread

That shit that Squidward can't believe the store has.

I bet they won't have... wow, they have it! Canned bread!

by RivaL214 January 9, 2023

Take the bread out of the oven

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.

Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

by bblack1220 October 29, 2009