Tight Braided

When a persons braids are so tight-- they can't think right! They are thinking/acting crazy.

Tom: Did you hear what Kyle was saying?
Kevin: That boy is tight braided!

OR

Tom: Whats wrong with you-you must be tight braided!

Or

Bitch you just get you braids done, because you are tight braided

by Housing Lady December 23, 2014

taint braider

One who braids the hair between the balls and the taint of another person.

Dude, what is that a fucking chia pet? You need to see a taint braider.

by Wealthy big penis 69 November 12, 2015

Berlin-Brandenburg moment

Also: Brandenburg moment, Berlin Brandenburg moment (without the dash (-))

When someone realises a project will be repeatedly delayed beyond it's initial promised release/opening date due to unforeseen problems with the project.

Named after the infamous Berlin Brandenburg Airport which was repeatedly delayed due to construction flaws and project corruption, which finally opened on 31st October 2020, almost 10 years late.

Joe: Are you kidding? This new game has been delayed again until 2022...

Robert: That's a real Berlin-Brandenburg moment right there

by A Random European Gamer November 6, 2020

sean on bradens dick

Sean takes Braden everywhere just to get close to him. Sean's obsession with Braden has even gone to the extreme by popping random boners in public while looking at Braden. Despite Sean's mental obsession with Braden, Sean purposefully has hurt his back giving himself scoliosis. Why you ask he did this? Well he permanently hurt himself so Braden will not roast his shit. Unfortunately Brdeans a piece if fuckin nigger and roast Sean everyday about his back, his roast can conclude of "slinky spine", not being able to bend over properly, on bradens dick and seans a stupid nigger.

sean on bradens dick.

by Donald60609 October 3, 2018

Pull a braden

Pulling a Braden is leaving discord or a game without telling anyone or saying bye.

Did he just pull a Braden or has his internet crashed?

by HowToBraden101 June 11, 2022

braden

braden is so cute and handsome. you will never meet some guy like braden that is so heartwarming and doesn't care about anyone else's opinions about you. if he is your boyfriend, he will be the best human in the world, his cuddles are so warm and he makes you feel like a queen and treats you so good and compliments you everyday and is not that clingy but to the point that is okay, if you meet a braden, he will change your life and make it better.

girl- "who's the new kid, he is so cute and i wanna be his girlfriend"

other girl- " his name is braden but he has a girlfriend already and i'm jealous"

by sierra martinez December 19, 2018

Brayden

Brayden is the nicest guy ever he is a football player and has brown hair and hazel eyes. He is the Hottest boy in the 8th grade and is dating and cheerleader that likes him a lot. He has a red headed best friend that is to die for. His football number is 64 and is the perfect boyfriend any girl could ask for.

Oooh look at that Brayden

by Cheergirlkenley September 23, 2019