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Boris

(Russian Hardbass in the background)
Slav 1 -squatting, heels on ground- : pizdec, where's my Adidas' mayonez?
Western spy : dat awesome cheeki breeki of Boris has already eaten all!
Slav 1: Cyka blyat! All hail Boris!
by Zaxis_ August 9, 2017
mugGet the Borismug.

Boris

To make a catastrophic, horrendous error or to be woefully unprepared for a big event; especially when the mistake / lack of preparation could have been easily avoided.

The essence of ‘Borising’ is in the fact that it is unbelievable that the error occurred, and that an average person of relative competence could have identified the problem with ease, before it happened. If the mistake was caused by a genuinely unpredictable event, then it cannot be described as Borising.

Can also be used as a noun, referring to a easily preventable disaster of Biblical proportions. Again, it must be one that simply didn’t need to happen, and a normal functioning human being could have easily prevented.
Look at the state of that! He’s totally Boris’d it!

How could you not see that coming?Are you some kind of Boris?

Come on lads, this is really important. Let’s not make a complete Boris of it.
mugGet the Borismug.

boris

“Boris should resign already since he’s dogshit

“I agree”
by shlongjohn May 13, 2022
mugGet the borismug.

Boris Vujicic

Psychopath from Serbia that is known for scams and fraud.
Person A: Have you seen Boris Vujicic?
Person B: No, I don't hang out with him, he's a psychopath
by malivaso November 21, 2019
mugGet the Boris Vujicicmug.

boris borisovich borislav

Person: boris what is your full name?

Boris: It is Boris Borisovich Borislav
by Space1947 January 27, 2021
mugGet the boris borisovich borislavmug.

Boris the bear

A little bear that is in a book of a fellow classmate. if you find a book with Boris the bear I suggest you rip it up instantly or else a classmate will find it and annoy you. ( I have personal experience )
by your friendly chicken nugget December 18, 2018
mugGet the Boris the bearmug.

boris menace

An ultra-cobtagious form of COVID-19 disease caused by the UK variant of SARS-CoV-2.
-Hey, I'm sorry I can't make it to dinner, I'm down ill.
-oh no! is it covid?

-yes, PCR test confirmed it's the Boris Menace so I'm highly contagious.
by mrvbola December 30, 2020
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