(Russian Hardbass in the background)
Slav 1 -squatting, heels on ground- : pizdec, where's my Adidas' mayonez?
Western spy : dat awesome cheeki breeki of Boris has already eaten all!
Slav 1: Cyka blyat! All hail Boris!
Slav 1 -squatting, heels on ground- : pizdec, where's my Adidas' mayonez?
Western spy : dat awesome cheeki breeki of Boris has already eaten all!
Slav 1: Cyka blyat! All hail Boris!
by Zaxis_ August 9, 2017

To make a catastrophic, horrendous error or to be woefully unprepared for a big event; especially when the mistake / lack of preparation could have been easily avoided.
The essence of ‘Borising’ is in the fact that it is unbelievable that the error occurred, and that an average person of relative competence could have identified the problem with ease, before it happened. If the mistake was caused by a genuinely unpredictable event, then it cannot be described as Borising.
Can also be used as a noun, referring to a easily preventable disaster of Biblical proportions. Again, it must be one that simply didn’t need to happen, and a normal functioning human being could have easily prevented.
The essence of ‘Borising’ is in the fact that it is unbelievable that the error occurred, and that an average person of relative competence could have identified the problem with ease, before it happened. If the mistake was caused by a genuinely unpredictable event, then it cannot be described as Borising.
Can also be used as a noun, referring to a easily preventable disaster of Biblical proportions. Again, it must be one that simply didn’t need to happen, and a normal functioning human being could have easily prevented.
Look at the state of that! He’s totally Boris’d it!
How could you not see that coming?Are you some kind of Boris?
Come on lads, this is really important. Let’s not make a complete Boris of it.
How could you not see that coming?Are you some kind of Boris?
Come on lads, this is really important. Let’s not make a complete Boris of it.
by TheSarahSuttonActingAcademy July 8, 2021

by shlongjohn May 13, 2022

by malivaso November 21, 2019

by Space1947 January 27, 2021

A little bear that is in a book of a fellow classmate. if you find a book with Boris the bear I suggest you rip it up instantly or else a classmate will find it and annoy you. ( I have personal experience )
by your friendly chicken nugget December 18, 2018

-Hey, I'm sorry I can't make it to dinner, I'm down ill.
-oh no! is it covid?
-yes, PCR test confirmed it's the Boris Menace so I'm highly contagious.
-oh no! is it covid?
-yes, PCR test confirmed it's the Boris Menace so I'm highly contagious.
by mrvbola December 30, 2020
