National berkley day

National berkley day is the day we celebrate berkley. Only people born on June 7th that are named berkley are cool and nobody else.

What is your birthday?

National berkley day!
Woah that’s cool, you must be super cool too!

by Beekwey May 22, 2022

Mr.barkley

The most boring fucking teacher in the world

Student 1: Oh, you have Mr.Barkley I heard he’s nice!

Student 2: No, his class fucking sucks.

by Justmelmfaolol September 4, 2022

Berkel/Berkle

A person who is short, fat, and enjoys drinking Pepsi often.

Man, Rick had so much potential, but he grew up to just be a Berkel/Berkle.

by Berkelbob June 14, 2025

More gnarled than Barkley

Referring to something/someone as more gnarled than Barkley, suggests that-that something and/or someone is very gnarley looking, ugly, or disfigured.

Yo man, that chick is "more gnarled than Barkley".

by BooBooBeeBeeBeepBeep October 1, 2009

Limiske .J. Berkley

De Baddest.

Y’all know that Limiske .J. Berkley AKA Miske is DE BADDEST of all times.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Mrs. Berkley's Assumption

The portion of a document, typically a recipe or set of instructions, that includes leaps in logic that the reader cannot follow. The instructions can either be overly vague or misordered in such a way that it is not possible for someone to follow correctly the first time.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.

Your recovery documentation was full of Mrs. Berkley's assumptions; it caused a worse outage than having one device down.

by GenesysWave July 22, 2025