going book

When you whisper longingly into your significant others genitalia.

I was going book on my wife last night after dinner.

by Hairy ballsac July 15, 2021

the amazing book is not on fire

The Amazing Book is Not On Fire is the first book that Dan Howell and Phil Lester made. Or known on the internet as danisnotonifre and AmazingPhil. (you should follow them they are awesome)

Hey, have you read the amazing book is not on fire yet?

by Emmy_isnotonfire January 9, 2017

The Quote Book

"The Quote Book" is a quote book written by WilburSoot (YouTube/Twitch star), which contains funny quotes and sayings said by TommyInnit (YouTube/Twitch star). Over the months, Wilbur has collected quite a few, with most of them being slightly embarrassing (on Tommy's part) catchphrases.

From MCC 4: "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
"That's going in the Quote Book!"
*A lot of laughing*

by TempoBerrily January 13, 2021

Burn Book

(Taken from Mean Girls) A profane book used to describe people that you have utmost distaste for. Contains a picture, name, and reasons for their entry.

Girl 1: Omg, did you see Veronica?
Girl 2: Like yeah! What a Bitch!
Girl 1: She's going in the Burn Book!

by Ave Satanas676 December 22, 2008

Coffee Table Book

1. A book that is very old or large and decorative that people put on display under or on their coffee table to make them look more cultured

2. Something you'll never read

"'Gray's Anatomy', hey isn't this a show?"

"Apparently it was a book first."

"Who would ever read this?"

"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."

by parselmouth94 July 30, 2009

Back of Book

Car business term for when a dealer owns a used vehicle for less than Kelly Blue Book wholesale value.

"We are five grand back of book in that Intrepid, go show them that one."

by Brian Krok July 10, 2007

a book

what you should be reading instead of being on the internet

An example of a book:
Animal Farm, which is my personal favorite

by Surly-U-Jest January 20, 2009