Creepin The Book

The act of stalking someone on facebook
Examples

What you doing tonight man? Oh nothin just creepin the book for some ladies
by Nothinbutfacials May 04, 2009
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booking a whammer

Prison slang for giving another inmate a blow job.
Frank the Rat's tough guy prison reputation would be hurt if someone caught him booking a whammer.
by Patrick Allen Jones February 24, 2008
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Closed book

Someone who doesn't say much about themselves, no one really knows anything about their past, hobbies, or likes/dislikes.
A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".
Person 1: How much do you know about her?
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.
by Cynedia August 09, 2016
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The book off

The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.
Person one: "Blablabla isn't the weather terrible blablabla"
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.
by 0xxMillyxx0 September 20, 2009
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book licker

noun, person who is reading the book as the teacher is going over the section and answers the questions trying to sound smart
Teacher- "Whats the definition of extraneous root?"
Smarty-" a number that is not a solution of the given equation"
Rest of class- "you book licker!!!!"
by pkess September 17, 2011
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Book bro

A seemingly slow college bro with a surprising amount of knowledge stored inside him. He doesn't acknowledge it, but brings it up when he feels that it's necessary.
Chad: yo that party was like, totally radical!

Adam: dude, doesn't that word have, like, negative connotations? If you're talking about a political party then that scentence could really be interpreted the wrong way, man.

Chad: wtf? You're such a book bro, man.
by Flying starfruit August 02, 2016
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book death

The odour that assaults your nose every time you open a old used school book or an old book in the library.

A mixture of (but not limited to) mold, condensation, urine, deteriorating paper and dying childhood dreams.
"My 'Macbeth' book smells funky"
"Awe man, that's the stench of book death"
by lennlish March 04, 2010
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