I am board

You were so so so board you searched this up

You: I was so board I went to urban dictionary and searched up I am board

Me: you are really board

by KKTM100 January 30, 2022

carrom board

1) Tabletop game, similar in mechanics to billiards, (pool) and shuffleboard.

2) A flat chested woman, with small or no breasts.

2) She's got no boobs man!
We could play carrom on them
Carrom Board

by Fas January 24, 2007

skate boarding poser

Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.

puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.

Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha

skate boarding poser.

by classyburd May 15, 2011

Lord Boards

Flat plain sandals much like the ones our Lord wore... hence the name

I feel lazy as shit today, I'm just gonna throw on some sweat pants and a pair of Lord Boards.

by 8box8 July 3, 2008

across the board

Combination win-place-show bet at a race track. Your horse has to come in no worse than third for you to get $$ back.

"Gimme the five across the board."

by Straight Shooter October 21, 2007

Message Board Terrorist

A troll on a message board who posts an inflammatory message and then runs away from the topic like a pussy to avoid the inevitable owning.

Hey, that Message Board Terrorist just linked to Fox News, The Drudge Report, Ann Coulter's web site, and a radio link to Rush Limbaughs show, but then he stopped posting!

Allah Akpost!

by Wadatah November 9, 2008

bogard

v. To move, behave, or act with bold selfishness, especially in a way that demonstrates disregard to the rights of others nearby.

What are you doing? You can't just bogard-you've got to wait your turn like everyone else. Don't you see the long line of people waiting to get in?

by U-Streeter August 4, 2008