Bob 

A fat slob, who likes to watch onision, and who jerks off to little kids on tik tok. They are complete assholes who are nasty little shits.

Tik tok fetus’s: *shows stomach*

Bob: *FaPs*

Bob by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019

Bob 

The most sexy drunk dad ever. He has a nine inch penis. When he has an errection, his penis is 69 feet long.(He has to carry his penis, walking down Hollywood street when people start at him). He has 10 children and smacks everyone of them with his penis (when he has a boner). *he is a player...(has 21 girlfriends and 38 wives...)

"Bob i failed my test" *smacks kid with penis*.

Bob by JaFfYlAfFy April 10, 2019

bob 

bob

hey bob

bob by PIKU NIKU May 28, 2019

Bob 

My ukulele

Dis is Bob

Bob by Da urban dictionary master August 27, 2019

Bob 

Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.

Then Bob said "why would i do that?"

Bob by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

Bob 

A big one

She has two dogs named bob

Bob by Pikachu1017 November 19, 2019

Bob 

A man who suffers from lifelong depression who’s just beginning to think for himself.

Bob is in weekly therapy.

Bob by Phorol Septoros December 3, 2019