Bob

The most sexy drunk dad ever. He has a nine inch penis. When he has an errection, his penis is 69 feet long.(He has to carry his penis, walking down Hollywood street when people start at him). He has 10 children and smacks everyone of them with his penis (when he has a boner). *he is a player...(has 21 girlfriends and 38 wives...)

"Bob i failed my test" *smacks kid with penis*.

by JaFfYlAfFy April 10, 2019

sugar

John-" bro you want the sugar?"
Other Kid-"sure!!!"
*gives sugar*
*kid snorts it*

Sugar is cocaine

by JaFfYlAfFy January 28, 2019