Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or blue hoodie. They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s dad hired Jose and he’s a blueberry beaner

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or hoodie.
They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s father hired Jose to mow his grass and he’s a blueberry beaner.

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

Blueberry Facial

When a man chokes a girl until her face turns purple and then cums on her face.

She likes it rough so she got a blueberry facial last night!

by italionostalliono May 23, 2024

blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.

I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.

by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024

Blueberry Princess

A Blueberry Princess is a girl who takes a specific, playful fetish to the extreme. It refers to someone who enjoys the physical sensation of being "filled" to capacity—specifically with blueberries—in every available orifice.
The term implies a mix of sensory play (the cold, round texture of the fruit) and humiliation or praise play, where the "Princess" is treated as a vessel for the fruit until she is literally "stuffed" blue. It is often a messy, high-intensity act that prioritizes the visual of the fruit against the skin and the physical pressure of the "filling."
The Ritual
• The Preparation: Usually involves a massive amount of chilled or room-temperature berries to create a temperature contrast.
• The Act: The "filling" process is often slow and deliberate, turning the body into a living fruit bowl.
• The Aftermath: The "Blueberry Princess" is often left stained and sticky, making the cleanup a secondary part of the sexual experience.

"The bed was a carnage of crushed fruit and fluids as Harrison relentlessly hammered the berries into me, leaving me as his Blueberry Princess: leaking, overfilled, and completely wrecked."

by HarryLs February 24, 2026

Blueberry Cope

A type of cope (a mechanism, often a belief or rationalization, used to deal with an unpleasant or difficult truth) which is characterized by its exceptionally soft and blue-pilled nature.

Person A: I'm going to skip the gym today, girls like dad-bods anyways.

Person B: What a blueberry cope!

by Lil Tep July 19, 2025

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025