Blue Balls

The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.

Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!

by CumTittiesWithBBQSauceIsGood69 May 27, 2021

Blue Balls

The MSM doing everything they can to censor to protect the Democrat party...to the point where no one believes them and they become ineffective and ignored.

The media has Blue Balls when it comes to their effort to change the Cuomo narrative to #MeToo from nursing home deaths.

by AureT March 7, 2021

Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift

" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"

by anonymous October 9, 2025

Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

Blue Balls

Making love to your wife with the hangover horn and the kids wake up and come into the bedroom.

Now I’ve got blue balls all day!

by BarryBaz September 7, 2023

verbal blue balls

The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.

Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"

by b0ses December 4, 2022

wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.

I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!

by Smugumin July 6, 2021