bismarcked

A term or condition that has been marked up or doctored so that its original parameters have been intensified to the point of offensiveness.

In a successful attempt to infuriate the French to the point of declaring war in 1870, the Prussian chancellor Otto van Bismarck intercepted Kaiser Wilhelm's letter and bismarcked it, turning it into a direct insult to the French identity.

by Sapporo Jimbo May 18, 2005

Bigman Baran

Bigman Baran is a common phrase used in London by roadmen. It is defined as a person who is a pussy but acts big. Their nudes also get leaked all the time.

Bigman Baran coming through!

by delalisdeniz December 22, 2020

stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment

The stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment is a two part maneuver. The stratford 80 lockdown part consists of putting the girl's legs behind her head and tying them together with her panties. Following this, you pull out, punch her in the nose, smear the blood, and then cum on her face, thus completing the bismark attachment.

So i was doing this chick last night and decided to throw her into a stratford 80 lockdown with a bismark attachment. Lets just say, i don't think she'll let me near her again, ever.

by papa_bear January 28, 2008

bigsmart

A person with an enormous ego who has no regard for other people’s opinions or thought. A know it all. Pompous and condescending.

Jeff: Tom, that Jim, he’s quite a jackass isn’t he?
Tom: Ya, he thinks he’s “Bigsmart.”

Hey “Bigsmart,” I've tried to look at things from your perspective, but my head won't fit up my ass.

by bEcKantor 5150 January 25, 2018

Bismarck

While fingering, an inexperienced rookie in the sack rips apart the inside of a vagina due to a lack of knowledge and straight up stupidity.

Jade is such a cunt. I can't even walk because of the wicked bismarck she gave me last night!

by Trunchbull September 22, 2007

Bimal Singh

Bimal Singh is an indian curry master piece. He is fat and doesnt like to learn. Hes basically a cunt. He rides an elephant to school. hes a dumbass motherfucker

Hey your a Bimal Singh
Bimal Singh hey
Hey you Bimal Singh

by biml February 4, 2018

Bismarck Yellow

In rugby - a Bismarck yellow is when a yellow card is given for a fantastic bone-crunching tackle which is (incorrectly) deemed to be a shoulder charge.

Some would suggest that a certain incident could be deemed a yellow card based on the Bismarck criteria.

Others would suggest that the referee was bought.

Come on Mr Ref, that's a Bismarck yellow

That wasn't a yellow, but I suppose that could be a Bismarck yellow

by Roman Poite September 28, 2013