beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

by viva_vagina October 30, 2007

Pan-handle behavior

Killing of relatives, friends or loved ones for no apparent reason. Performed by scumbags who live in pan-handle areas of any state or region.

Small Town Murder has discovered Pan-Handle behavior based on the amount of murders that happen in pan-handles of various states.

by wandaful May 17, 2018

Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Beating little kids

The act of hitting a kid and hurting it.
A popular game at parties.
Keeps you from hitting people that can hit back.

"Lets play Beating little kids!"

by fatboyhaley October 17, 2008

alfie behaviour

acting like a man/woman on a mission to seek out a person(s) who is DTF. a person behaving this way will not limit themselves to just one person per instance and therefore is somewhat of a whore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.

i can't talk right now i'm on some alfie behaviour i'll call you back later. too many fish in the sea.

by ertleb October 22, 2010

loose behavior

Unlike the traditional use of the word loose, loose behaviour is a versatile word that can be used to describe someone that is a shady character, also it is a good or bad response from a person depending on the circumstances and actions involved.

1 - throwing the phone off the third story balcony at a hotel was loose behavior.

2 - You were so wasted last night your behavior was loose.

3 - Drinking underage in a manner that gets you and your friends arested.

by Briscoe May 28, 2005

Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008