beemsum

a bean in the dimsum; refer to a pile of poop

Look! I have a beemsum in the dish.

A beemsum is left on the road.

by japiem0n November 29, 2011

zero beers

Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.

Kenny: You met Francine yet?
Dave: Why she hot?
Kenny: Zero beers, bro.
Dave: Oh wow, that hot!

by artist6000 May 28, 2014

beatsauce

totally whack.
no one wants to be "beatsauce".
look at jank.

"dude, you're total BEATSAUCE"
"aw man, thats low."

by mark5 December 30, 2004

beershitilitis

the act of shitting after mass consumption of beer. it has the consistency of a pudding like substance that excretes from the butthole. colors may vary from a light burnt orange to a dark, tar like color.

T.T had a bad case of BEERSHITILITIS following a heavy nite of drinking 'stones.

by clayton, tom, erik September 18, 2006

dog beers

Measurement used when an individual brags about the amount of beers consumed in a given night knowing that the facts are exaggerated. As to measure your beer count in dog years. Ie. Times seven.

Bragger= "I drank 35 beers last night"
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."

by justin price January 27, 2007

Jackin' Beats

To steal another musician's beats and using it for your own music

Oh shit, Darwish is accusing you of jackin' beats homie!

by wheezyfish December 9, 2010

beats

Pounding bass frequencies at regular or irregular intervals in a piece of music. Often timed to changes in dance motions, or light-show action. Calculated frequency is expressed as beats per minute.

The pounding beats moved him to dance.

by Majuju July 9, 2003