bestonish

To confuse or baffle in a way that causes great amazement. To both bewilder and astonish.

“The souvenir shop bestonishes me every time.”
“Taylor Swift was bestonished by the size of the audience.”

by madcomrade July 14, 2021

Chicken-Beating Marathon

The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.

Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.

For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.

*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!

*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...

by Hawt Chocolate December 18, 2011

my dad is beating me

he was arguing with my mom and he hit me

bruh moment my dad is beating me

by black enslaver 69 October 1, 2019

Beason

Someone or something higher on the spectrum than boss or beast. Derived from the words Beast and Liam Neeson.

"You are Beason at basketball"

"That movie was Beason"

"You da Beason"

by Pair of Pant June 4, 2009

beating

having to much sex in a short period of time like having sex 7 times in 1 day

dude last night my dick got such a beating cause i pulled an all-nighter

by 2fast4u2handle July 6, 2010

berton

to fall over, trip up.

Did you see Geff last night? He was super pissed, he din't see the step and went for a berton.

by Matt Peacock January 2, 2005

beating the bunny

Something everyone does but only 10% will openly admit to. Term popularized by teens during the run of the film Beating the Bunny. See spanking the monkey.

Mom: (*opens door*) WHAT...ARE...YOU...DOING?!

Billy: Just beating the bunny, mom. Chill out.

by Crazy Crazy Carl March 7, 2008