Obama basher

1. A person with an IQ over 100, who does not feel entitled to reparations, can tell fact from fiction, and can't believe that so many sub-wits were bamboozled and hoodwinked.

2. A person with an IQ under 100, who doesn't get their handout on time.

3. A non-Marxist patriot, also known as a Pelosi-pooper.

4. Anyone who thinks that the O-man should have stayed on his Chicago porch.

5. Anyone whose job was not created or saved.

Dem dam Obama bashers be sayin that Obama is George Soros's porch monkey.

by Sir 50 Cal November 1, 2009

basterdyness

adj. basterdyness: a man of who is expressing a great deal of basterd. see basterd

guy 1: That man is of unusual basterdyness

guy 2: word

by Pitbull3291 August 6, 2006

boon basher

it is a saying, to be a boon basher you have to go round hitting black negro males

hey look a nigger lets go bash his in the schnoz (boon basher)

by cruntybadger June 7, 2012

fat basterd

A guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd

My dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat ass good for nothing fat basterd

by Lorcan hodges December 6, 2015

Turkey Baster

Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.

Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.

Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.

It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.

by two lips April 20, 2010

bush basher

An extreme liberal who will stop at nothing to get Bush out.

Joe: God I want Bush to die! His policies are whack!
Cindy: Damnit Joe, stop being such a fucking bush basher! Everyday it's "bush" this and "bush" that!

by DesZebre February 7, 2005

bastermate

an illegitimate child having sex

bastermate, masterbate, afterthought, perpetaution, me

by DancingMadlyBackwards October 26, 2009