Barney's Beard

The Beard of a man named Barney. This beard is amazing to look at, to feel and to have.

I vote for Barney's Beard

by AmyMay January 7, 2008

Barney Burn

A sunburn which is so severe that it takes on a purplish tint, reminding one of the TV character Barney.

A-Dude, my face hurts so bad!

B-Wow, you really sunburned it.

A-Yeah.

B-That's a serious barney burn goin' on right there.

by Word Woman June 20, 2009

Barney

Barney was a dinosaur who died from H.I.V., but they ran out time so they broke his spine and shot him in the knee.

Barney, a purple child rapist.

by Tdashi June 7, 2017

Mrs/Miss Barnes

Usually a school teacher

Tends to be an English or History teacher who calls students names such as ‘dumb’ and ‘rude’.

Not familiar with technology and gets highly agitated when using it.
Uses words - like ‘you’re very rude’ ‘get on with your work’ and noises such as ‘arghhh’

Often says someone’s name wrong.
Enjoys calling people things such as: nicompoop, horrid, nasty, scum ... etc

‘’Do you have miss/mrs Barnes for anything? She’s awful!’
‘she’s a real mrs/miss barnes’

by ihatereligion March 13, 2018

A Brett Barnes

Like the Harvey Wallbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006

Barney

Barney is the term used mainly among the black community and common associated with the term "ass nigga". If you don't know what Barney means you are Barney. Which makes you reading this right now a "Barney Ass Nigga". PBS was granted by 500 million dollars by Barney ass nigga Barack Obama in hopes of finding a cure. Constant debates between whether theirs a cure for being Barney has sparked war around the world as world leaders argue whose Barney and whose not Barney. If you still reading this you so Barney to the point where it's irreversible. You now referred to being what many call "Barney as a motherfuck". At this level of Barney I who's is typing this can not type the definition without becoming Barney.

Barack Obama passed a bill to grant PBS 500 million dollars to research find a cure for "Barney ass niggas"

by YouBarneyForLookingAtMyName September 16, 2014

Barnes Party

Noun: A Party that has a lack of alcohol or very low quality alcohol, such as Colt .45. Slampigs are regulars at a Barne's Party.
Adj: A party that is poorly planned and executed.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno, I'm so bored, I may have to go to a Barnes Party"

by TKE8624 March 17, 2008