Plus Sized Bandit

A person of a larger weight, who really doesn't give a shit. Often loud and rude, and constantly belittling skinny people who aren't "skinny bandits", the posse of the plus sized bandit. Often will cause fights, and over dramatize situations. Eats whatever they want however they want, no matter who is watching.

Did you see that loud guy fighting in the cafeteria??

Yea he was such a plus sized bandit!

by cat55 October 23, 2010

Jiz Bandit

a person, known or unknown, that leaves jiz in a random place; if it's a friend, they will never cop to it.

Who the hell jizzed on my car seat? The jiz bandit struck again.

by sweetdees January 22, 2009

gas bandit

A gas bandit is someone who enjoys the smell of other people's farts. They will even get close to your ass just to get a little sample.

Fuckin gas bandits, fuck.

by fredsup March 25, 2009

Spackle Bandit

The act of an unknown person leaving layers of shit on the inside wall and/or around the rim of a toilet bowl after an explosive deuce, usually taking place at work or any other public restroom.

Guy 1: Dude, that was quick I thought you had to shit.

Guy 2: It looks like I'm going to have to postpone until I get home. It seems the Spackle Bandit has struck again.

by Blind Clown August 13, 2010

Spunk Bandit

Someone called Gracie with a Nick name of trout

“Your actually a mad spunk bandit”

by Melanie is Ginger April 23, 2020

bussy bandit

One who is addicted to having their bussy pounded by a squad of big dicked negros

Yo dude! Why does Cody’s fart smell like jizz?
It’s normal man. He’s addicted to having his bussy filled with spook splooge. Therefor he’s a bussy bandit

by (((Noticer))) June 22, 2022

phantom shit bandit

A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.

MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.

by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009