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Bad Badger

Bad Badger:

A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.

In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.

B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.

The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".
Renting an exotic car in order to get women to sleep with you is an example of Bad badgering.
by AWDracer June 22, 2009
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honey badger

noun person or animal that doesn't give a fuck
the honey badger's crazy. hes swatting the snake. You are like a honey badger you dont give a fuck.
by honey badgerette February 27, 2013
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flipping the badger

To penetrate a woman back door and then procede to turn her around and punch her is the face.
by g unit October 15, 2004
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cyber badger

when a individual continuously contacts you over e-mail, instant message, Facebook, etc. because they think that you will either not get it or not understand the first time
Karen is such a cyber badger, she emailed me to ask if her order went through then two minutes later she asked the same question on my Facebook wall as well as in a message. I did not even have a chance to respond!
by sassy sparkle princess November 15, 2010
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Honey Badger

"Honey" is sweet, a honey Badger is exactly the opposite. They feed on snake heads and whatever insects that pack the most sting. Ever heard of Badger hunting? no, you haven't because the badger's hunt YOU!

Honey Badger is often a complement. If somebody calls you a Honey Badger their basically saying your one nasty guy who knows how to get some. A Honey Badger s a leader that teaches the crowd weather something is a no go or a go for it;) Honey Badger only goes sweet on the ladys, but be warn can still be a total Jack A.
Guy #1 "That guy is one sick puppy."
Guy #2 "More like one sick Honey Badger."
by Newbook2013 December 30, 2013
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Sea Badger

Much more visible through an alcoholic haze. Also visible in seas off Argyll in October (the mating season).
Sea Badgers
"Is that a Sea Badger, buoy? Or a Wide-mouthed Frog?"
by mcafzap June 2, 2006
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Naughty Badger

A naughty badger is when a very old man with white pubes has sex with a younger woman who's pubes are still dark in color.
She only wanted grandpa for his money, but they still did the naughty badger!
by Tester256 July 24, 2009
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