Badgers

Medium sized creatures with black and white coloration. Have been known to congregate and dance. Apparently like mushrooms, but not snakes.

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by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

sock badger

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

by Matt February 27, 2005

flaming badger

When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.

Yo, I gave your mom the ol' flaming badger last night. She's in the ICU now, but she'll survive.

by Sandwiches October 10, 2006

bagel badger

a person who very strange or stupid

Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal

by pooppopo October 20, 2009

rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.

"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

THAT'S THE BADGER

Phrase to express satisfaction

"Eyago mate, there's your pie and chips - with a extra portion of pie"

"ahh, that's the badger!"

by friend of steve middleton, the pioneer of this phrase September 28, 2006

badders

sucks dick

Chloe’s a badders

by hellooooogiysssssjxsjx March 19, 2020