backpack

In reference to someone who is ridiculously and outwardly stupid, as in jumping off a plane with a backpack instead of a parachute; absurd unintelligence.

I talked to that tool for more than an hour, and he DEFINITELY has the backpack.

by Catherine McClary January 17, 2008

backpacked

when a person wearing a backpack is walking in front of you and they abruptly stop, causing you to run into their backpack

Caitlin: what happened to you?
Maggie: I was walking behind Phil and he totally backpacked me

by Sheana19ans September 8, 2011

Backpacked

When the little spoon is spooning the big spoon

She backpacked me last night because everyone needs to be held sometimes

by Juliaboolia November 9, 2019

Backpacked

When you get so blacked out you piss your bed and someone puts a backpack around your dead corpse and drags you around the floor.

"Dude, Brock was backpacked last night it was fucking hilarious"

by D.Brock November 1, 2020

Backpackey

A person who lives a houseless or drug fueled lifestyle while floating house to house with all of their posessions in one or more backpacks.

This bar is getting a little backpackey, we should get out of here!

by Media311 January 19, 2022

backpackin'

Find a girl to give you a piggy back ride and stick your p in the b and have her run around the room.

Heidi and I went backpackin' last night in her parents room.

by draginwagin January 4, 2008

backpack style

When your sexual partner is giving you a piggy back ride and you are giving it to him/her in the butt.

Hey Shelly why is your back sore o me and my boy friend were just backpack style all weekend.

by Purplesmurf123 February 21, 2009