boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Boyfriend Magic

The incredible power a boyfriend has to make his girlfriend happy.

"You make everything better" -girlfriend
"Thats my job. Its called boyfriend magic."

by Lovehimalways June 7, 2012

boyfriend politics

The boundaries a girl sets with her guy friends, physical or otherwise, when she has a boyfriend.

"It was freezing outside last night, and John offered me his sweater, but boyfriend politics made me take Ann's instead, even though it wasn't as warm."

by NotTheDiva November 1, 2009

ex boyfriend

A guy who you once liked/loved but decided you were better off without once he cheated on you with a 14 year old. and lied about being in the military. Beware, they are notorious for pretending to change so that you will take them back, but in reality, they are the same disgusting, lying, cheating, pig that you broke up with in the first place.

My ex boyfriend tried to call me on new years to come see him, so instead of answering, I sent him a picture of me hanging out with my favorite Marine.

by Teddiann January 2, 2011

Boyfriend Cute

When a guy isn't "hot". You wouldn't want to bang him on the spot, but is attractive enough to make a nice boyfriend.

"You see that guy?"
"Yah, he's boyfriend cute."

by Rack December 18, 2012

quasi boyfriend

a boy, not a man, that you have feelings for who says he likes you, and spends 80% of his time with you or talking to you, but for some reason won't ask you out... but you are basically in a relationship, and everyone knows it (even his ex girlfriend).

Catherine, are you and Winston dating?....No he's just my quasi boyfriend.

by Amandaiscool April 22, 2008

Closet Boyfriend

When a guy dates a girl and they only see eachother at the girl's convenience, hence taking him out of the closet once in a while when needed or to just make the guy feel like he matters, then put back in and forgotten about for an extended period of time. This can also be the other way around too.

-Damn i rarely ever see Mark and Tracy together

-Thats because he's just her closet boyfriend

by some1 who knows June 18, 2008