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Boil

Like a pimple, but ten times worse.
Imagine you have a pimple.

Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)

Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.

Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.

Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.

And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
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Hard boiled egg

A real solid piece of evidence
That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg
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Seafood Boil

When your vaginas get sunburned from scissoring on the beach.
This seafood boil ruined my vacation… been bathing in aloe for two days straight.
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Alaskan Boil

-How are you going to store the food?

-I'll throw it in the freezer, give it the good ol Alaskan Boil
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Boil

Boil is a word for corny but better. If you see a commercial of a family dinner and everyone is smiling like idiots I would consider that as boil.
Wow that’s so boil!
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boiled

being so bored out of your mind
I am so boiled
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boiling rock

a chef's left testicle during the 2020 heatwave
Watch out you don't catch my boiling rock with that pan!
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