Peyronie's disease is a rare condition involving a deposit of scar tissue or plaque in the erectile tissue in the penis, sometimes causing painful and curved erections. A fellow nicknamed Berg suffered from a severe case of Peyronie's disease. As a result, his erect penis had a significant curvature. This gave rise to the somewhat popular saying "bent like a Berg cock".
A football player breaks his ankle out on the field, so he tells the physio "man my ankle's Bent like a Berg cock ".
by Lesra February 01, 2007
Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.
by Anarchist October 18, 2003
by 99crabzon69 July 15, 2010
This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.
In other words--FUCK OFF.
by Buttermilk April 07, 2005
by Tom February 27, 2005
Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.
by Darren Sutton April 03, 2003
Man A: "Damn they gave you six years in prison for robbing a convenience store?"
Man B: "Yeah, talk about being bent over without a reacharound."
Man B: "Yeah, talk about being bent over without a reacharound."
by bigboote September 08, 2008