Baster

A man whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.

Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !

by Sergio_MTL December 1, 2013

bastard breeder

One who defecates out children by one or multiple fathers with no intention on a long term relationship or marriage. Usually goes around life talking about who men ain't shit but yet is in the maternity ward approximately nine months later. Clusters of bastard breeders usually thrive in urban areas. Bastard Breeders come in all colors and creeds, and are usually in impoverish ghetto projects or trailer park dwellings.
Bastard Breeder children are more likely to drop out of school and become pimples on the asses of society.

Jane Doe did not like to work. However found it profitable being a bastard breeder and collecting welfare from the state for 18 years as well as child support from hard working stiffs.

by DzNutz December 3, 2007

bastet

The Egyptian goddess of household protection. Takes on the form of a cat or a woman with a cats' head.

I named my new kitten after Bastet the Egyptian goddess

by Kian Lynx September 29, 2003

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!!

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

by Yo Momma October 11, 2004

Sandwich-Baste

The act of eating a sandwich whilst masturbating. Also known as 'SB'

mac: 'hey Gilly what you up to tonight'
Gilly: 'i think im gonna go home and have a sandwich-baste'

by Baste Master July 7, 2010

bastard

Someone who killed your dog.

That bloody bastard killed my dog!

by CowManCheeseBall November 15, 2013

Bastardfuck

An ignorant, fatherless, piece of shit - bastardfuck

Tom Cruise is a bastardfuck.

by MessyEssie November 14, 2007