Asstard

Someone who acts like a completely clueless asshole and has no clue your talking badly about them to your friends

Do you remember how much of an Asstard you were last night Dave? Y'all he was hanging from the fans an doing cartwheels

by PiggyMama7 January 8, 2020

assfro

A large amount of curly hair on someone's butt. Sometimes called an arsefro.

Jeff: I keep getting dingleberries stuck in my assfro.

by bob the brony March 15, 2020

Assfacia

The disease of having a face that looks like a butt.

“That girl looks like she may have assfacia”

by Goochg May 22, 2020

Assfaders

When you try to have a conversation with somebody the Assfaders accepts but 10 seconds later its like they don't want to hear something from you anymore

Friend: Hey, have you heard of Logan?
You: Yeah, but hes an Assfader though.
Friend: Oh, I hate Assfaders.
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You: Hey, Logan, want to hear a story?
Logan: Yeah, Sure!
You: So there was this guy who- Logan, where are you?

by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020

Assarakato

This is an Egyptian slang in response to the Arabic greeting "As-salamu alaykum/Peace be upon you".
It is formed by quick pronunciation of the classic response "Alaykum as-salam wa rahmatolaah wa barakato".
A- = Alaykum
-ssa- = As-salam
-ra- = rahmatollah
-kato = barakato

عسراكاتو

Mohamed: As-salamu alaykum.
Omar: Assarakato, bro.

by Mohamed M. Yosef September 14, 2020

Assferg

The shit that gets stuck in your ass hairs when you don’t wipe thoroughly.

I can smell your assferg from here.

by lengcha September 26, 2020

Assface

1) multiple ass cheeks on a face

that bitch has a assface.

by anonymous December 19, 2020