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Kick-Asstest

kick ass
adj. Meaning awesome cool, beyond rad.
Ex. That concert was so beyond kick-asstest, that you couldn't even comprehend it if you tried.

No, you're not right about him, he has the most Kick-asstest personality ever.
by MoKneeKahLyza November 25, 2006
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Cock-Assist

The opposite of Cock-Block.
When someone does their best to get two people together
Yo, so I was sitting there with my friend...and my other friend comes up to me and dumps my girlfriend into my arms. He was such a Cock-assist
by cock-aid January 19, 2010
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Risk Assessment

A form designed by bureaucrats to waste the time of people with useful jobs
1: I need to do this work
2: Here's 4 risk assessment forms to fill out

...days later...

1. Ok I've done that
2. You filled out the wrong ones, here are the new ones

....later still....

1. Look, just tell me what to write!
2. Have you considered that blowing you nose and getting a nosebleed should be on here
1. What? I just want to weigh some stuff that is otherwise kept in the freezer
2. You're using a freezer! Here's another risk assessment to fill out
by pseuodnymphomaniac October 7, 2015
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Pendejo Hill Assist

an individual driving dowhill and realizes that gravity has accelerated the vehicle without his/her knowledge ie.. not accelerating via gas pedal. at which point has to regain control thus applying heavy break pressure and causing a chain reaction slowdown on the highway.
wow! We sure do have alot drivers with Pendejo Hill Assist driving today.
by Danolifer2401 May 26, 2020
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bag of asses

when you're like 13, or so, and you are just one of those assholes that think you're the coolest tween ever, and you act like not just an asshole, but you're so much of an asshole, it's like an entire bag of asses, with lots of variety, not just one ass.
"Damn, you were an asshole when you were 13!"
"I was like a bag of asses, like a whole variety of asses, in a bag."
by GagaFreakBitch May 18, 2010
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civil asset forfeiture

a system by which American authorities can legally seize your property if they suspect that it was used to make or sell drugs, or bought with drug money.
They don't have to prove anything, or have a warrant. They only need probable cause, which can be given by a drug dog scam. You may or not be charged with a crime, and you might never get your stuff back.
Ethel Hylton: "Why are you taking my money?"

Cop: "Civil Asset Forfeiture, ma'am. (Google it.) The dog smells drugs on your cash, so we're taking it all."

Ethel Hylton: "But I've never even touched any drugs."

Cop: "No, but your money has."

Ethel Hylton: "I'm innocent! I've done nothing wrong"

Cop: Relax, nobody's accusing you of anything. We're just taking your money. Forever."

Ethel Hylton: "wha...?"
by pseudoanonymous July 4, 2009
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excuses are like asses

This phrase means that excuses are full of shit, like asses.
"Why don't you just tell the truth about what happened? Your excuses are like asses."
by kenni May 22, 2004
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