Ash the cat

Ash the cat is the sweetest, cutest, smallest cat alive.
He has gray fur, and he is a tabby cat.
He hasn't been declawed, so he has claws, but they are not so long, or sharp.
He has teal eyes, and a long tail.
His whiskers are long.
He loves to play with balls and scrunchies.
And always tries to eat birds outside.

(Based of my cat, Ash)

Person 1: Hey Ash!
Ash the cat: Meowwwwwwwwwww
Also Ash the cat: Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by AshTheCat900000 April 15, 2021

Accidental Ash

Cigarette ash that you accidentally get on your cellphone, clothing, books, stuff, etc...Yet another reason to quit smoking.

Candice: "Argh! There's accidental ash on my cellphone again! Stupid Marlboro and its stupid menthol taste, uniquely rich & smooth draw, soothing effects, and marketing strategy that makes its products readily accessible in states like California and Texas despite the recession. I need to quit."

by mistersalmonpants November 3, 2009

Ashed up

To have your loved ones ashes use in the tattoo ink.

Ace -"on my way to get ashed up"
Earline - "ashed up whats that?"
Ace -"my memaw died last week, i got her ashes that im about to get tatted on my arm.. im not get tatted up, im getting ashed up"

"When I die, I want to get ashed up"

Tanner - "I got ashed up, do you wanna see?"
Lamont - "Did you really get a butterfly with your grandmas ashes on your ass?"

by Scattered_Discourse July 3, 2020

going ash

An unbridled desire to become the very best at something, like no one ever was.

Dude, I'm totally going ash on the new CoD.

by gnstrlove March 17, 2016

ash turd

That annoying line of ash left after incense, usually still in the same place it landed. This light gray line looks very similar to a turd because of its long, cylindrical form. Typically found in presence of hippies, marijuana, college kids, and head shops. Can be purchased at Earthbound across the nation.

-"Dude, what the hell is all that gray shit?"

-"Man, incense."

-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"

-"Fucking ash turds. FML."

by uttttyler May 9, 2011

Save the ashes

What we say when we need ashes for a crack hoot

To save those mf ashes. That’s a loyal Ashe, save the ashes.

by Km8824 April 17, 2021

elbow ash

elbow ash is another name for blond girls, you can use elbow ash as a sub for a blond girl named marley.

oh look at elbow ash over there. hey elbow ash how was your day?

by marxey April 19, 2022