2 definitions by mistersalmonpants
Cigarette ash that you accidentally get on your cellphone, clothing, books, stuff, etc...Yet another reason to quit smoking.
Candice: "Argh! There's accidental ash on my cellphone again! Stupid Marlboro and its stupid menthol taste, uniquely rich & smooth draw, soothing effects, and marketing strategy that makes its products readily accessible in states like California and Texas despite the recession. I need to quit."
by mistersalmonpants November 3, 2009
The act of two or more people being secretive at the same time. A combination of "secrecy" and "synchronicity"
After Jon and Tina wrecked Amy's mom's car by drag racing with a motley crew of underground Chinatown gangsters led by a Filipino fellow named Io, they knew their lives depended on complete secronysticity, and a ton of unmarked legal tender.
by mistersalmonpants November 3, 2009