Definitions by mistersalmonpants

secronysticity 

The act of two or more people being secretive at the same time. A combination of "secrecy" and "synchronicity"

After Jon and Tina wrecked Amy's mom's car by drag racing with a motley crew of underground Chinatown gangsters led by a Filipino fellow named Io, they knew their lives depended on complete secronysticity, and a ton of unmarked legal tender.

secronysticity by mistersalmonpants November 3, 2009

Accidental Ash 

Cigarette ash that you accidentally get on your cellphone, clothing, books, stuff, etc...Yet another reason to quit smoking.

Candice: "Argh! There's accidental ash on my cellphone again! Stupid Marlboro and its stupid menthol taste, uniquely rich & smooth draw, soothing effects, and marketing strategy that makes its products readily accessible in states like California and Texas despite the recession. I need to quit."

Accidental Ash by mistersalmonpants November 3, 2009