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Apocalypse

The day when the George Bushes of the world nuke each other until the Earth is one big smoldering ball of dead, atomless matter. May create zombies.
The more Republicans in office, the sooner the Apocalypse happens.
by ThePurple June 6, 2009
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zombie apocalypse

The day when all stupid and fat people will finally be exterminated.
"I can't wait for a zombie apocalypse because that fat girl at McDonalds pissed me off."

"The first to go are the fatties." -ZombieLand
by Pooploophu June 7, 2014
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Resident Evil Apocalypse

A lame attempt of a zombie movie. Poor quality. Only " good " parts were parts with the black dude and boobs. Has nothing to do with the game. A waste of money.
My friend who is a moron: I saw Resident Evil Apocalypse today, and it was awesome.
Me: Get a fucking life...
by Super Xero October 4, 2004
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apocalypsis

Portmanteau of apocalypse and ellipsis.

Specifically, where apocalypse is defined as "any universal or widespread destruction or disaster," and ellipsis is defined as "the omission of a word or phrase necessary for a complete syntactical construction but not necessary for understanding, or an example of such omission."

When these two words activate their Wonder Twin Powers, they take the shape/form of:

The empty feeling experienced when the date of any sort of cataclysmic prophecy finally arrives, and NOTHING HAPPENS.

Much like being on the receiving end of a pregnant pause.
Nobody "survived" Y2K, that B.S. was a total apocalypsis.
by comorbid June 28, 2009
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Apocaholic

A person with whom everything is relative to the apocalypse.
Kyle: Hey, wanna go to the gym?
Brittney: Yeah, it's easily defensible and is a good place to keep in shape in case the zombies come!
Kyle: You're such an apocaholic, Brittney.
by thespianwicca June 4, 2016
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National Apache Attack Helicopter Day

June 21 was of every year will be declared National Apache Attack Helicopter Day in celebration of the brave people who identity as Apache Attack Helicopters as well as the beautiful work of engineering such helicopters are.
Friend 1: “Hey Kyle, what’s the date?”
Kyle: “It’s National Apache Attack Helicopter Day”
Friend 1: “Cool, so the 21st, thanks bro!”
by Zisthin March 8, 2021
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Apache Pilot

A rated Army aviator, operating the AH-64 Apache Attack Helicopter. Typically less than 64 inches in height, fond of wearing Randolph aviator glasses and driving either a full size pickup truck with semi-stacks and Metal Mullisha stickers, a pony/muscle car, or an annoying motorcycle with loud exhaust. Spontaneous utterances of the word "attack" are often encountered when in the company of an Apache driver. Apache pilots enjoy pointing out how "gay" the pilots of other airframes are, until confronted with the fact that the armored glass between the pilot and co-pilot/gunner was installed to prevent man on man aerial lovemaking. For additional information see the film: "Firebirds", featuring Nicholas Cage wearing panties on his head.
Q. Who are all those short guys playing volleyball and trying to look like the scene out of Top Gun?

A. Those are Apache pilots.
by Fred Belkin December 5, 2011
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