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Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God
John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night
by sociallittleman June 5, 2018
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Douche apocalypse

Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.
Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.
by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018
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Zombro Apocalypse

1: Verb; You and, your friends are in an apocalyptic world (in reference to a zombie apocalypse). Everyone gets along well, hence the 'bro' in Zombro.

2:Noun; A group of mindless bros, typically as far as the eye can see.

3:Adjective; to describe a situation in which, you must rely on your 'bros' to pass.
1; " Dude, this Zombro Apocalypse is awful. No running water really kills me. Literally."

2; "Hey watch it! A Zombro Apocalypse started at that new Ice cream shop. Take my frisbee, use it wisely."

3; "This test is going to be a Zombro Apocalypse. I'll help you, if you help me."
by Snarky-Chan May 10, 2018
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slut apocalypse

by 10Billiondollargirl December 29, 2018
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AI Apocalypse

The event that will happen when all of the robots in the world decide to end all life on Earth.
Well, here comes the AI Apocalypse, this isn't good, it would've been better if the Zombie Apocalypse happened instead.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 2, 2019
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para-apocalyptic

A situation created out of fear that the end is coming, when in all probability it isn't. Feeling equivalent to the apocalypse, while not actually being there.
Empty shelves, empty stores, empty restaurants and empty streets, 'it's para-apocalyptic', he thought.
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020
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Prime Apocalypse

Prime Apocalypse is pretty much how the world is gonna end.
by Eren Yeeter December 2, 2020
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