A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!
by Dora Bang August 28, 2012
Get the Two Inch Tannermug. by John Warner August 18, 2006
Get the half-inch heromug. Simon: "I need to build a house. How long should the nails be?"
Tamorania: "Nine inches. You need nine inch nails"
Tamorania: "Nine inches. You need nine inch nails"
by Tre' Sowers February 20, 2007
Get the nine inch nailsmug. Girl (licking lips): Mmm I love the taste of your cum in my mouth
Guy: Oh god, I swear it just grew an inch.
Guy: Oh god, I swear it just grew an inch.
by yummy-in-my-tummy November 6, 2009
Get the it just grew an inchmug. by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015
Get the 2 inch punishermug. when giving a woman oral sex, and slipping past the vaginal opening, and accidentally licking the anus.
D00D, i was chowin on her box, then it tasted nasty, i knew i just made a half inch slip! got any mouthwash?
by BuLL January 6, 2005
Get the Half Inch Slipmug. In many people's opinion is the nicest and jiggliest vibrator on the market. It is often used at Lesbian Lary's lesbian slumber parties.
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
Get the 6.9 Inch Vibratormug.