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Right Up Your Alley

A slang term referring to shoving something up a persons rectum
Joe: oh that cucumber is right up your alley😏
by midasdolphin March 23, 2023
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Alley-Oop

There's a man in the funny papers we all know
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He lives way back a long time ago
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He don't eat nothin' but a bear cat stew
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Well, this cat's name is Alley-Oop
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He got a chauffeur that's a genuine dinosaur
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
And he can knuckle your head before you count to four
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He got a big ugly club and a head full of hair
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like great big lions and grizzly bears
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley-Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley-Oop) Wearin' clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley-Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go) (Scream)
He rides through the jungle, tearin' limbs off of trees
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Knockin' great big monsters dead on their knees
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
The cats don't bug him 'cause they know better
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
'Cause he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go-getter
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley-Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley-Oop) Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley-Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go) (Scream)
There he goes
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Look at that cave man go
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He sure is hip, ain't he?
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like what's happening
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He's too much
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Ride, daddy, ride
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Hi-yo, dinosaur
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Ride, daddy, ride
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Get 'em, man
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like hips ville
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
by Death Menace August 31, 2023
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Temptation Alley

The well defined oval around the abs on a fit individual.
I was trying to make my way around Temptation Alley when i ran off the road and into a beautiful set of tits / a massive cock / a juicy pussy.

Abs are my fav, but i gotta go around Temptation Alley to see the sights first.
by Havesomefun October 3, 2025
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Alley

Someone who has big dreams has lots of friends is hilarious and a little boy crazy. She is a great friend to others and is very grateful if you had chance with Alley i would take it cause you would be missing out on so much!
Wow Alley is the best friend i could ever ask for!
by behappy! November 10, 2020
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Bowling alley whore

A person who uses a bowling alley, or other really gross place, to pick up sexual partners.
“Amanda is just a bowling alley whore wearing fuck me pumps0
by Parket December 31, 2021
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alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013
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alley cats

an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark Milwaukee alley.
GERRY: "I gotta alley cats so bad."
MIKE: "Dammit, me too."
GERRY: "Let's try this sketchy looking alley over here."
by mainecoone November 5, 2012
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