false alarm

fake, fraud,not true

i bust my gun man dats a false alarm

by 215 rider June 9, 2011

Aleah

Montrese's girl, fucking adorable, loves to cuddle, Fineee AF

Aleah is montrese's Back off.
Aleah is cute af

by Montrese October 26, 2019

fire alarm

A practical joke involving the rude awakening of a person from a sleep by way of screaming "FIRE!FIRE" You will also need 1 person to situate his ass slightly above the victims face before waking him with the alarm. When the victim sits up to get out of bed, his face and nose will slam into the waiting anus of the guy above him.
A true work of art to behold.

Person 1: FIRE!FIRE!
Victim:(sits up into ass){Muffled noise}MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Person 2:HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Person 1:HAHAHAHAHAHA!You totally got fire alarmed!
Person 2: What a bitch!

by Sean F. July 28, 2008

roman alarm clock

when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.

"the bitch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol' roman alarm clock"

by nonono November 29, 2007

alarcon

A semi-common last name in Latin America.
Usually for a family who does not know how to love and has problems, but

underneath they all care for each other.
A huge family and many parties. Great cooks!!

He's definitely an Alarcon
party. problems

by MamaBear02 January 23, 2015

Cock Alarm

-Suddenly awakening a woman by inserting the male penis deep and hard into her vagina.

Last night every time I fell asleep, my boyfriend kept waking me up with his cock alarm.

by Tampabbw February 16, 2010

alarm cock

when your lover indicates he wants to have sex by waking you up by pressing his boner into your body in the middle of the night

"You look tired girlfriend!"

"Yeah, the alarm cock went off like three times last night!"

"High five sistah!"

by Pratipax August 26, 2008