Aldo

Aldo is the name of an Italian motherfucker.
He thinks he is so cool, extremely hyper active and hangs out at poof doof.
Loves Japanese food and loves to put things in his bump hole.

"Me Aldo favourite pizza is caprakosa"

by ItsJohnCenasWeiner September 24, 2015

Adonis

A new gay bar in cincy
Also a handsome male in greek mythology

Hey look at those two queers at Adonis having poopsex outside.

That guy just got 4 girls, he is such an adonis.

by Max @ villa March 27, 2006

albon

A sublime loving freak that is probably high!!

That fool is munchin like a mother...hes an albon

by bandage February 26, 2003

Alden's Number

The Alden Constant is the amount of votes that Joseph R. Biden won in the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.

You can the difference of the total popular vote by subtracting the Alden Constant/Alden's Number by Donald J. Trump's popular vote total.

by NotBubble November 7, 2020

aldo

when a family member or close friend doesn't invite you to a party they are hosting or throwing.

I heard your party was great. Thanks for the aldo.

by Hai Medu Ele August 24, 2009

Adonis

Adonis is a mistake that could have been prevented.

Drake piped a pornstar and over text asked her to get an abortion, when she didn't Drake wouldn't pay any child support or nun of that shit. Pusha T dissed Drake on a song called "The Story of Adonin"(Adonin is Drake's alleged collaboration with Adidas) after Drake dropped a diss called "Duppy freestyle" that was a response to one of Pusha T's songs.

John: Bro I got a F on that test but I didn't study
Donald: sure thing Adonis

by DuppyDuppy June 11, 2018

alconoid

The hungover and paranoid feeling the morning after being totally hammered in mixed company. Usually brought about by alcoholic amnesia.

Bob: God my head hurts - can't remember much about last night.
Alice: I can
Bob: Shit ..what did I do? did I fall over, did I lose any friends?
Alice: oh shutup you're just alconoid.

by nervous wreck May 30, 2009