Spit on her back right before you cum, and when she turns around, cum in her face. You then punch her in the nose so that the semen and blood mix, and follow that up by jamming a shit filled condom into her pussy.
Jackson: “I just gave my girlfriend the good ol’ Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout last night”
Isaac: “Damn bro good shit”
Isaac: “Damn bro good shit”
by silentiger June 29, 2019
Get the Trans-Alaskan Jelly Fakeout mug.A hilarious challenge where you shave a goat's beard off and glue it to your chin in the winter. The challenge is to keep the goat hair glued to your chin and try to get reactions from random people
John : Hey man why the fuck does Willis have goat hair on his chin?
Toby : We made him do
"The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge"
John: WTF is that bro?
Toby: you shave a goat's beard and glue it to your chin in the winter and wear it and you have to get random people's reactions without taking it off your chin
Toby : We made him do
"The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge"
John: WTF is that bro?
Toby: you shave a goat's beard and glue it to your chin in the winter and wear it and you have to get random people's reactions without taking it off your chin
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Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions
Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!
by realtimecrease August 20, 2022
Get the leaky alaskan pipeline mug.You hide behind your couch awaiting your girlfriends/wife's arrival. When they walk in, you jump out, kick them in the knee, proceed to hover over their body and perform a Strawberry Shortcake. After that, perform an Angry dragon, T-Bag her one time, then yell "MORTAL KOMBAT!"
Me: "Bro, it was so dark."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "It was dark when I gave your girl and Alaskan Hidden TriForce!"
Friend: "Oh, haha, you wanna die?"
Friend: "What?"
Me: "It was dark when I gave your girl and Alaskan Hidden TriForce!"
Friend: "Oh, haha, you wanna die?"
by LIEsasquatch November 2, 2010
Get the Alaskan Hidden TriForce mug.when a nigga shits in a cup and then freezes it and trys to sell it as a black dildo for people at a garage sale
by knhdfiah;iafygipau; May 13, 2019
Get the Alaskan nigga mug.A sexual act where the girl is tied up and receives hardcore anal till her ass bleeds and after she sucks his cock so when he finishes in her mouth there is a red ring around it.
by ATM-BOYS June 8, 2015
Get the The Royal Alaskan mug.The act of giving someone an Alaskan Flounder Basket is to Piss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a shit on their balls.
Ray and Debra:
Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth
Ray:
Yeeeah
Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!
*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*
Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth
Ray:
Yeeeah
Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!
*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*
by Maxwell Plantana March 8, 2011
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