Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Dunkadelic Alley-Oop

Is a basketball play where the ball is thrown towards the rim by one player and another player jumps to catch it and dunk it before touching the floor. A basketball slang term given to the sickest alley-oop dunks.

Allen Iverson threw 2 sick Dunkadelic Alley-Oop's, one to Andre Iguodala and the other to Chris Webber last night. During the 2005 All-Star game Vince Carter threw himself a rediculous Dunkadelic Alley-Oop that was the play of the game.

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 28, 2005

aleyshka

Slang for a Spanish girl with good tits and good boobs. Has the mean look to her

Loolk at Cherish she's such a little Aleyshka .

by 159133qwerty May 7, 2018

Alley Banging

Seeking and engaging in sexual activities with homeless men and or women.

I’ve got a rotten case of cheesedick after doing too much alley banging.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2018

alleyoop

1)in basketball, to pass to a midair teammate who proceeds to slam dunk the ball. 2)to set up someone else with an easy, quick finsh to a joke.

1) There's Dwyane Wade with the alleyoop to Shaq for the easy finish.
2) "... so apparently me and her are just fuckbudies now"
"what a bitch"
"yeah, fuck her" <---the alleyoop
"occasionally literally" <---the punchline

by Joe U May 31, 2006

Lipstick Alley

An online forum originally created for urban, African Americans to gossip about celebrities, vent about politics, or swap conspiracy theories. Early on, the forum leaned toward African American females. But quickly was taken over by black males and their extreme views. The platform is heavy with posters passing themselves off as other races and genders in order to insult specific groups without altering suspicion.
The influence of The Angry Black Male on the forum has lead to it's decline, as any criticism of black male individuals or groups.....or groups black males value (ie light skinned and NON-black females and political organizations catering to black males) leads to a barrage of insults, Harassment , and false flagging. Even discussing a black celebrity divorce devolves into chaos at times. Making the forum a closed loop.

*"Man! I'm bout to go OFF on dese hoes!"
Response:" You better take it to Lipstick Alley, homes. I don't wanna hear it!

by Tru 2 August 23, 2019

Alley Biscuit

A slang used in reference to an object capable of doing damage to someone or something. An Alley Biscuit is mostly used either in self defense or for B&E(breaking and entering).

Person 1-"Hey they say that you're going to get that ass whooped today."

Person 2-"I ain't worried about a damn thing. I'll just grab an Alley Biscuit and take care of em."

Person 1-"Yeah, you might wanna do that."

by Tuk Toi January 29, 2010