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Absolutely Totally

A phrase coined by a trainer which means that something is definitely correct, that said person is 100% behind their own statement or answering a question with confidence.
You absolutely totally must complete your Knowledge Checker before moving onto the next PG!
by madsocks May 19, 2011
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abolish slavery

(verb); to take a giant shit when you're at someone's place, and get kicked out of their house because it is so disgusting
"Oh crap, I need to abolish slavery. BRB"

"Mark was telling us about how he abolished slavery in Jamie's bathroom last night. It was so gross, she kicked him out."
by MMjr April 21, 2008
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absofuckinglutely

something is so right, its crazy.
absofuckinglutely i blew and flew.
by iwillbohnyou February 9, 2005
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University of Absolute Last Resort

A local university that is often a branch campus of a larger school which students attend solely to get a degree. Students often attend these schools after dropping or failing out of other, usually more prestigious, schools. So named because these institutions may seem like a last resort opportunity for a student to earn a college degree.

Derived from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR), a branch campus commuter college attended mostly by working adults.
Dude, what happened to your roommate, Jeff.

He failed out and is going to some University of Absolute Last Resort back home.
by Radio Rahim February 23, 2008
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absolutely not

A phrase used to highly disapprove of someone, something, or an action. This phrase is usually said in a nasty tone.
misbehaving child: Can I eat this ice cream before dinner?
child's mother: Absolutely not.
by riri18 October 26, 2017
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Absolute-slowness

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
by asteroth February 24, 2010
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Absolute Nate

The act of shoving a fishing rod up another mans rectum and then removing the pole and cleaning any reminents with your mouth.
After fishing Joe gave Nick an absolute Nate in the bed of his truck.
by Donny spinoggle June 11, 2010
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