green fried apples

Used in conversation with Matthew Ethan Andre Gilchrist-Gray.

"yo bro tryna hop on the game?"
"green fried apples"
"???"

by cee._kay_ January 3, 2025

pack some apples

to place one's testicles in an anus (one's own or preferably someone else's).

It's Friday night, hope I get to pack some apples.

by grannysmith69 January 10, 2025

Bobbing for apples

Trying to do something that is difficult, much like how it is difficult to bob for apples.

I’m trying to complete this project at work but it’s as tough as bobbing for apples.

by alberteinsteinstwinbrother January 28, 2025

That's fine --- I love apples

What you smilingly reply when someone says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".

Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.

by QuacksO March 10, 2021

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

by alllyyyyyy April 22, 2021

fuck apple

No definition, just wanted to say that Apple fucking sucks shit.

I just spent my entire night torrenting DMGs of OS X because the recovery process for the used Mac Mini I bought requires an Apple ID, and it's near impossible to make a recovery USB outside of OS X itself.

Fuck Apple.

by crungo July 26, 2017

Alabama Appleseed

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.

Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!

by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021