air chat

like an air kiss between celebrities or strangers, it is a pro forma chat, a chat just to be chatting, without substance. It can be in any format: im, gchat, text, facebook, and even (though more difficult) in person

I met someone last night and I thought we hit it off, but he gchatted me all morning and didn't say a thing. Talk about convo lite!

Did you see her facebook feed? Nothing but air there, all air chat. She clearly had nothing to say but didn't know to stop posting.

by Meliza February 02, 2011

Air Drowning

When an aquatic animal "drowns" due to lack of water

Also used when someone is strangled

John: Hey, are you ok?

Mike: No mate, I came in and my fish was air drowning last night. I was too late to save him.

John: Damn.

Or

Peter: Do you know what happened to Peter?

Susan: I heard he was air drowned by a psychopath.

by Randy Ghandi March 28, 2010

secondhand air

The breeze that once receives in the back seat of the car from a fully opened window; usually is much stronger and more concentrated in that respect.

Dude, open up your window and turn off the AC, I need some secondhand air.

by Chris Kipp June 25, 2007

air-jacking

The motion made with one's own arm imitating a male masterbating to show a complete lack of interest or respect to someone talking.

I was standing behind my boss air-jacking while he was yelling at everyone in the meeting.

by Outlaw Redneck February 28, 2018

Air Taco

Something that is underwhelming; a disappointment - like a taco filled with only air.

That storm was a huge air taco - it didn’t even rain!

by KurilianBobtail January 11, 2020

Air pods

A way for apple users to excuse from rent. Or for rich one's to have a way to say you broke boy twat you don't even have apple and then run off and trip over the poor

Person 1 " mate you got air pods?"
Person 2 " no."
Person 1 "DO I SMELL POVERTY!"
slaps thigh of main bitch then runs off into the Gucci store

by Litel bump March 03, 2019

air-typing

The ability to type semi-coherently in thin air, as if you were using a full QWERTY keyboard. Computer geeks can usually do this with near 100% accuracy, and it is usually computer geeks who will be proud of being able to do such a feat. Uses the traditional tenses of "typing" (air-type, air-typed, air-typer, etc.)

Geek: I'm awesome, I just air-typed that entire program. Air-typing FTW!
Anyone else: Geek. Get a life.

by Naytee February 10, 2011