Getting credits in VMK (virtual magic kingdom, a disney MMORPG). Playing the jungle cruise Photo Safari game, even if you don't get any points, earns you credits. So, to get lots of credits, people play Jungle Cruise and crash their boats, hence the phrase crashing boats.
by kerr bear October 29, 2005
Means to stay at parents after a drug or sexual binge. The act of chilling out and lounging without a job at parents for free usually after a intervention in which they try and save their child. Possibly can also occur after a short stint in jail.
1. Man he was so fried his parents came and put him under CRASH-DOWN so he could get his shit together.
2. David was such a mess at 30 he had to CRASH-DOWN at his parents till he landed on his feet again.
2. David was such a mess at 30 he had to CRASH-DOWN at his parents till he landed on his feet again.
by William Wood August 18, 2005
When your computer is such a piece of crap that when you try to minimize the window it slowly peels down to the bottom.
by IPWNUT November 30, 2007
You should have seen my pants after I hit that tree, the EMT'seen knew they had a crash dump on their hands.
by Jojo2U November 19, 2015
Oh no!!
Look at that crash!!
What a mess that baboon has made!!
He just crashes into everything!!
What a crash bandicoon!!!
Look at that crash!!
What a mess that baboon has made!!
He just crashes into everything!!
What a crash bandicoon!!!
by Makunt Izichi II October 27, 2023
Used to describe an individual who is addicted to speed/stunt motor sports such as riding ATVs,dirt bikes and dune buggies. The person may have been in an accident or not, and can imply a future accident for the person.
Damn, Ryan pratically killed himself in that dirt bike race. I hope that crash goblin learns his lesson.
by Lymphusc October 01, 2007
When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.
Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"
Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."
Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"
Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."
Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."
Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"
Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."
by westfalia October 06, 2010