Stroke Material

A personal inventory of items either visual or physical that a man regularly uses to bring himself to sexual climax. Often in the absence of a GF.
A man's dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. Even at the brink of death a man's thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is ... "uncanny".

Hot wannabe paramedic: Ohh God! T-t-theres so much blood! i'm jus. i'm just an intern! I-i don't know what to do, please help... someone!?!? just hang in there, an ambulance will be here soon.. okay?

Pedestrian: Jesus! that guys been blasted. Someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey.... hey.. i think he's tryin' ta say somethin...!

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: 'Me...

Hot wannabe medic: huh? "steps in closer"

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: G....'
gimme...
now...... please.....
G..' imme.. dat picture... please.....
please... L-l-lemme use it..
st-st...stroke... m-material... "heavy breathing"
leaze..
..o-one last time....

Medic: Huh? My ID Card!?

..please......

pll.."Dies"
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Steve: Hey its Megan FoX Nude
Matt: Holy fuck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
Steve: ima save it..
Matt: ima use it as stroke material
Steve : Just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
Matt: wo0t?

by cL4yMore August 28, 2008

Money Stroke

The act of almost passing out when hearing the cost of an item.

Shaun: How much is that bucket hat?
Schoolboy: $35
Shaun: Damn! Are you for real? I think i just had a money stroke.

by Sezki March 10, 2014

Bret Stroke

Pronounced "brit stroke". A bret stroke or a bret job is a variation of a hand job. The term was coined because of its similarity to a breast stroke. The jerking motion one uses in a bret job is similar to what a swimmer looks like when they break the surface of the water while performing the breast stroke. The person giving the bret stroke sits either facing the two receivers or sitting in between the receivers. The bret stroker then uses a jerking motion similar to the breast stroke to pleasure the receivers.

1. Lately, all Trent wants to do is sit around on the couch and give Bret Strokes.

by R. Ash February 17, 2009

two-stroke

"two-stroke" is the term used for a male who does not need an exceeding level of sexual stimulation to reach climax. The origin of the phrase "two-stroke" comes from mechanics, but has been cleverly adapted to mean literally someone who only needs two strokes of the penis and they're done. The most common usage of the phrase is as a nickname.

1) Come on, two-stroke, we're goin for a drink.
2) Yeah, we all know you're a right two-stroke.
3) Well rack me off and call me two-stroke, that was quick!

by Mr Curt September 21, 2006

Choke stroke

Putting a man into a choke hold from behind while giving him a Violent hand job.

My wife choke stroked me last night. I have mixed feelings..

by Yosuganosora June 09, 2016

back stroke

back stroke is game. A mans game, something that keeps a woman around.
also is a sexual inuendo.

"oh papi, i sit and, think about, all of the, things that we go trough, and i wonder why i stay, gotta be something in your backstroke"<~~~~~Teedra moses

by kristin Exeter job Corps Academy April 08, 2005

sweaty stroke

You tie a girl up and then you take ur sweaty ballsack and lay it across the girls face and stroke her face with ur balls.

I pulled the sweaty stroke on ur mom.

by Tony Greene May 03, 2007