Penis

the thing you put in your homies ass when he is asleep

ayo why yo penis up my ass nigga?

by e2de April 5, 2022

penis

big.

penis.

by Scepterius February 20, 2022

Penis

A wild creature hated by all feminists. Might be found under pants or inside your girlfriends vagi.

Oh no, my penis got lost again. -Wait i think i see it inside your momma.

by WizZard69 May 3, 2018

penis

the nicest of lolliepops that you suck.

sam entered the bedroom, inside was kathy. She was getting changed so she was only in her panties and bra. sam's penis rose. he took off his top, trousers, socks, and shoes until he was only in his boxers. kathy turned around and smiled. She said to sam can you help me? Sam replied of course. He walked over to kathy and stood in front of her giving her a good view of the buldge in his boxers. Before Sam could say anything kathy bent down and pulled sam's boxers down. His penis smacked kathy loudly on the lips. Kathy proceeded to removed her bra and panties, then she threw them aside and bent down again. She held Sam's penis and then put it in her mouth. she sucked for five minutes until sam asked can i cum. Kathy replied you don't need to ask. She swallowed his cum and then removed his penis from her mouth. Put your big stick into my small vagina daddy moaned Kathy.

by your dad dave July 30, 2021

penis

penis

penis

by I want to commit tax evasion November 16, 2020

penis

something i put inside your mum

hey wheres your penis?

i left it in your mum yo!

by Big daddy jew November 8, 2021

penis

mine is invisable

i dont have a penis

by Emily Prenti$$ December 4, 2020