Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man 

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.

Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."

Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man by Hym Iam March 3, 2023

Hung like a French man 

Having the perfect size penis, above average but not too large, the perfect pleasing size normally about 16.5 to 19 cm(6.5 to 7.4 in) of length and 13 to 14.5cm (5.11 to 5.70) of circumference, the testicles also have to be a nice and proportionate size. (Also abbreviated HLFM)

1.After we had sex she said that I was Hung like a French man.
2.OMG, the guy I met at the club last night was Hung like a French man!
3.Ok, I will go up to your room, but you better be HLFM.

Hung like a French man by Batwen July 12, 2019

Pulling a blind man 

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.

Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.

Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!

Pulling a blind man by standup69 May 9, 2013

You think you’re a big man for mocking me? 

One may use the phrase “You think you’re a big man for mocking me?” to ask if another thinks that they are a "big man" because they are teasing (“mocking”) you. This phrase may be used as an exclamation or/and to ask another’s intent.

Once the student had stopped teasing her, the teacher asked the student, ”You think you’re a big man for mocking me?”

You think you’re a big man for mocking me? by MasterBenedict October 22, 2019

Give that man a medal! 

A sarcastic way to falsely congratulate someone for achieving something rather useless or unremarkable.

Person 1: Did you hear about a scientist who demonstrated that you could levitate a frog with a magnet?
Person 2: Really? Give that man a medal! (Or an Ig Nobel Prize.)

Give that man a medal! by cshin9 July 27, 2012

Hung like a French man 

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of every woman.

Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of a dude , he was a real dream, Hung like a French man.

Hung like a French man by Meretrix-Maximus September 26, 2021

Hung like a French man 

A guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.

Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this dude. He was a real dream, hung like a french man.

Hung like a French man by Meretrix-Maximus September 27, 2021