To Kirby

When you are sucking on ya ladies titty and you suck in as much as you can without warning

-To Kirby
Me and my boyfriend were getting frisky last night but the mood shifted when he kirbied me.

by table chair monkey drapes March 26, 2022

Kirby

An extreme sad boi. A kirby doesn’t know how to interact with humans so instead he sends stupid memes to hide this fact. His pockets are always empty but some how always has weed. Maybe if he spent as much time on his finsta as he did at college he wouldn’t have dropped out.

Who is that guy at the end of the table not talking to anyone and laughing to himself, I bet he is a kirby

by Pizza hutt June 23, 2020

Drew Kirby

Absolute sped. Very tall and skinny but despite his lanky stature, he is very good at sports. Typically baseball but sometime basketball. A major flirt even though he is such an ugly fuck. Every girl despises him but he just keeps trying.
Basically a fucking parasite to the human existence. Fuck this kid

Person 1-Did you have sexy with Drew Kirby?
Person 2-Yes, his peepee was small

by adjhafljgefpiusf March 29, 2019

Kirbied

A mid week drinking session that at its worst equals your best weekend session.

You ok Kirby? It’s Tuesday and you are twatted. Hope you are off work tomorrow don’t get too Kirbied.

by Milldog87 August 5, 2021

kirby

Adjective: pink and round
Noun: A fat gay Vacuum cleaner that can Fly, Eat and spit

Wow your so bad, you play very kirby.

Dude, stop acting like a kirby its getting out of control.

Person A: See that guy over there.
Person B: Ewww, he looks like a kirby.

by SesameStreetSeed June 20, 2017

Kirby's Death

The day Kirby 4LPHR4D on twitter, proshipper and creator of colatwt, 'poisoned' themselves over being called out on the shitty things they've done. Their last words in their discord server were "anyways my poison is kicking in in about like 15 minutes so like hooray you guys got what you wanted!! bye byeeee". They also made a suicide note on twitter where they said 'waddle on' in reference to club penguin.

"Do you remember Kirby's Death?"

"You mean when lil bro suibaited over being called out? Yeah."

by isaacwhysbiggestfan November 22, 2023

Kirby Jones

Kirby Jones is a really cute guy who will give you butterflies whenever you see him. He’s the type of guy who has unlimited confidence, it’s like he’s scared of nothing, he’s also the type of guy who would be really good to date, he’ll be a really good/loyal boyfriend and will be kinda overprotective. He’s also a goofy kinda guy who has a lot of friends, he also has a bit of a sensitive side but he’s loves being outdoors and love to rock climb. He also has a lot of muscle.

That guy over there look really cool

Oh yeah that’s Kirby jones, the really cute and sting guy

by Fluff butt06 March 29, 2022